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that moment

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That moment of instant regret after doing something.
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i'm going to make a wayward vagabond plush
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crap

1 min read
....I just realized something. i have no clue where my practice is tonight   >.>
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tipsyGnostalgic in a sexy santa costume [TG] joined chat.

Three year old! Dave [Dave] joined chat.

TG: omg

TG: little dave!

TG: omg omg omg

Dave: *he looked at her curiously*

TG: - picks him up-

TG: syute!

TG: *cutre

TG: ***cute

Dave: *he smiled happily*

Dave: Mewry Chwristmas!

TG: awwwwws!

TG: -kisses his che -

TG: *cheek

Dave: *he smiled and giggled happily*

TG: hows my little strider

TG: Good!

TG: did santa bring yo all your toys you wanted?

Dave: *he nodded happily* Yah!

TG: all of them~?

Dave: Wewl, aww except fowr one...

TG: oh? tell me

Dave: *he looked down* I wanted a mommy. but bwo said that even Santa can't bwring me that.

TG: well, i can be your mommy if you want~

Dave: *he instantly perked up* Weawly?

TG: -nods- of course!

Dave: Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

TG: -she smiles and kisses his cheek again-

Dave: *he smiled and giggled happily*

TG: you are the moste adorable thing!

Dave: *he beamed, hugging his new mommy* It's gonna be so much fun! Having a mommy!

TG: - her smile faltered a bit-

TG: yeah it is kid

Dave: *he smiled and giggled more, over-the-moon with happiness*

TG: so hows your bro doing?

Dave: He's ok.

TG: not scaaring you with smuppets is he?

TG: *scaring

TG: *or howeveryouspellit

Dave: I dun wike them, they give me bad dweams.

TG: me too~

TG: -sitting down she bounces him on her knee-

Dave: But he says he has to keep them to make mo...moo...moomie. *yeah can't pronouce that yet*

Dave: *he smiled and giggled happily, liking making his voice sound funny*

TG: -she grinned- youre bro isnt half bad, you know that?

Dave: *he nodded* Yah! He gives me wots of appwe juice!

TG: ....hehehe

Dave: And he gives me cwayons and pizza!

TG: -paps his head lightly-

TG: what did you get in your stocking?

Dave: *he grinned* I got wots of candy!

Dave: I got pop wocks, chocolate, candy canes, and bubbwe gum!
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Sadstuck...??

2 min read
EB: ...d-dad?

pipefan413: *smiles at him*

EB: -runs and hugs him tightly-

pipefan413: *picks him up and spints him around* My johnny boy!

EB: -he laughs despite the tears coming from his eyes-

pipefan413: *hugs him close and tears up*

EB: i missed you so much...

pipefan413: Me too john.

EB: -sniffling, he wipes his face and smiles- well, are you ok?

pipefan413: I'm fine. *wipes away johns tears*

EB: .......i'm sorry dad...

pipefan413: Shhhh... *presses there forehead together*

EB: -starts to cry again, tears slipping down his face-

pipefan413: John...don't cry.

pipefan413: You're a man now, rember?

EB: r-right! - he quickly wipes the tears away and forces a small smile on his face-

pipefan413: *cling/hugs john*

EB: ....i love you dad

pipefan413: I love you too my johnny boy.

EB: -just hug him for a bit, starting to float a bit-

pipefan413: Huh?

EB: s-sorry! - floats a bit higher, clinging to his dad tghtly-

EB: *tightly

pipefan413: Are you going to leave your old man? *smiles a little*

EB: no! -forcing himself to land, he grins a bit-

pipefan413: Cake? *holds out tupperware*

EB: so... uh

pipefan413: Hmm?

EB: ....this was supposed to be fun..- his grin fadeing, he hangs his head a bit-

pipefan413: Are you alright?

EB: -shrug-
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